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The Mediocre White Men Who Hate Greta Thunberg

When Greta Thunberg was fifteen, she was supposed to be in school learning to become a good little consumer of planetary resources. Instead, she was protesting the lack of action on climate change outside the Swedish parliament. And hordes of mediocre white men from across the land collectively misplaced their excrement and unleashed the ALL …

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Home Gym Etiquette 101: An Open Letter to My Daughter in the Time of COVID

To my dearest darling daughter: I love you. I would step in front of a Nickelback concert for you. But during this exercise in the time of COVID, I need to explain some things about gym etiquette. I know you’re going bugshit because you can’t go to karate or your fitness classes, and I’m happy …

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He’s Just Not Worth It: 20 Warning Signs You Should Ditch the Douche

There is a beautiful little baby that lives far from me that I enjoy taking a small amount of credit for. A social media friend was having relationship trouble. Biological clock was ticking. She desperately wanted to be a mother. Dude she was with was apparently not interested in that. He wasn’t committing, kind of …

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How Can I Be Expected to Exercise at a Time Like This?

I’ve written several dozen articles, and two books, examining the science of finding the motivation to exercise. So what happened to my passion for physical activity? It evaporated into thin, potentially contagious air. I don’t even have to go anywhere. I have an awesome home gym. In additional to all the weights and the fancy …

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